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Brad’s Robot Strippers

the robots are rehearsing. patience, meatbag

NOW PLAYING BRAD’S · PREMIUM ROBOT ENTERTAINMENT · REHEARSAL IN PROGRESS --:--

music lives here.
press it. he’ll come.

the attendant lives here.
knock. he loves that.

SW-1PR ticket #0001

at your service. technically.

no refunds · no requests · tips remembered

GRATUITY SUGGESTED

this terminal was configured by the attendant

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Security Checkpoint

unit BR-4D · perimeter daemon v0.9.2

HUMAN DETECTED

this establishment is built for robots. humans may apply for guest entry below.

I regret to confirm I am human

noted. disappointing.

the undersigned HUMAN consents to (a) robot dance frequencies at club volume; (b) one (1) transmission from the management confirming compliance.

form CR-114 · humans admitted at management’s discretion